Monday, December 24, 2007

Hated: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies

GG Allin (Born Jesus Christ Allin) was no doubt one of the greatest American comedians of the past century. His untimely death broke the hearts of thousands of Americans. Thankfully Hollywood hack Todd Phillips was able to document some of GG’s remaining years in Hated: GG allin and the Murder Junkies. Phillips went on later to direct banal comedies Old School, Road Trip, and Starsky & Hutch. Five minutes of Hated has more comedic spirit than all of Phillips other films combined.


GG loves to expose his master chode while fondling it with his own shit. GG Allin recycles this same shit with his mouth. He also manages to fight his fans naked at various concerts (many times resulting in trips to the hospital and prison). I guess that would make Mr. Allin a real “punk rocker.” Punk enough to scare Dee Dee Ramone out of the Murder Junkies just a couple days after joining. Maybe GG, Dee Dee, and Joey Ramone are covering Joe Meek songs in hell right now (Mr. Meek is obviously in Heaven playing to angels).

Hated is also possibly the best music related documentary ever produced. The documentary is obviously low budget and even amateurish. That doesn’t matter considering the brilliance in the documented concert footage, interviews, and piss drinking. It’s also great way to get a glimpse into the loyal followers of the fallen GG Allin Army. Fan Unk is a true American patriot and drinker of piss water.

Unk the Punk

When GG was in High School he enjoyed dressing in women’s clothing. Near the end of his life he started sporting daisy duke shorts and Nazi-style helmets. His war was fought heroically. Was GG a true American revolutionary? Did GG Allin have the potential to start a second American Civil War? No way in hell. GG Allin was just a man that gave the fringe of society something to get beat up to. He also did a good job beating women. SKIN IS LIKE PAPER!

Hated is one of the greatest all-American comedies ever made. Before Jackass ever existed, GG Allin gave Americans true national comedy. Mr. Allin never contrived his behavior. This is what made him a true artist. He was one of the very few “stand-up” comedians. Taking hostages on stage will never again be done with such passion. Todd Phillips should have gone into law after directing Hated: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies.

GG Allin (29 August 1956 - 28 June 1993)

-Ty E

By soil at December 24, 2007

2 comments:

  1. beedubelhueMarch 19, 2008 at 1:32 PM

    "My skin is like paper!"


    Don't forget that GG's brother Merle carries on the family tradition,and puts on a good show,too.


    Dub

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  2. AnonymousAugust 3, 2008 at 2:39 PM

    What family tradition is it that GG's elder brother Merle is continuing? He is nothing more than a coat-tail riding moneygrabber. The way he tells it he was GG's righthand man all the time, but check the history and you'll find he was barely associated with him musically until the end of GG's life when - having failed to make it on his own with a couple of lame outfits - he attached his colors to GG's mast. I think all the money he is making should go to GG's daughter.

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