Thursday, January 31, 2008

In the Soup



In the Soup is one of the greatest American comedies in the past 20 years. It also won the Sundance Grand Jury Prize: Dramatic in 1992 (does this even matter?). Steve Buscemi stars as Adolfo Rollo, a loser trying to make a pretentious art film. He puts an ad out looking to sell his 500 page film script and a crazy Jewish gangster by the name of Joe responds. Joe brings Adolfo on a ride of thievery and crime.

Joe is a sociopath out to makes tons of money at the expensive of Adolfo‘s weak personality (to raise for the film?). Joe is charismatic, cunning, and conspiratorial. He would probably even been good friends with Meyer Lansky. Adolfo makes for an easy target with his lack of assertiveness and confidence. Adolfo helps bring out the “man” in Joe to some extent.


My only complaint with In the Soup is that it was shot in black and white. There was no reason for this as it doesn’t add to its independent “credibility.” I assume it was an economic choice which is reasonable. The only comedies that work in black and white are Jim Jarmusch’s Down By Law and Stranger Than Paradise. Coffee and Cigarettes was a pretentious and pointless piece of shit.

In the Soup
is truly a heartwarming film and a humanistic film. Rarely do I find these qualities in films and especially in regard to American comedies. Hack comedy director Todd Phillips makes me almost hope that a nuclear apocalypse will wipe out humanity as he is evidence that the human race is in terrible danger. In the Soup almost makes me want to atone for my sins.


-Ty E

Simon Says


From the director that brought us such clever classics (Sarcasm, can you dig it?) as Wild America and Angels in the Outfield, Director William Dear directs this straight to video slasher film. What makes a film horrible? It might be the lack of personal ambition put into a film but that seems hard to do anyways with a slasher film. This is a prime example of a film that undermines its own product thus creating a prompt and ultimately fun horror film.

The plot might sound very familiar so I give you a warning of repetition. A group of muscle bound, stoner, super attractive friends go into the country to camp and have premarital sex. Wow, how cleverly original. What starts off as a superimposed horror film turns brainsy and ballsy with the introduction to Crispin Glover. Crispin Glover plays Simon/Stanley, a double role with the normal ferocity and madness that accompanies every Glover role or film.

This stupid quintuplet of masculinity and naivety find themselves at a store in the middle of nowhere managed by the two brothers (Crispin Glover and Crispin Glover). Prior to this engagement, they meet up with two deus ex machina's who warn them of twins and murders. Of course, they don't listen. That decision should immediately be regretted. The body count rises due to flying pick axes.


So there is the typical plot twist and surprise ending, but I didn't find it annoying at all. It only made the film that more enjoyable. So, to answer your question. Was it bad? Yes it was bad, but that does not stop me from telling you to watch this film at all cost. You might hate it and spread words about how stupid it is but frankly, that is what it is about; Unbridled fun. William Dear has created a horror film that promotes alcoholism, subliminally telling you to crack open a cold one while watching this.

Now why should you see this one whereas ignore all the copycats? This film has a load of surprises. Grand scenery is one. The luscious outdoors were captured perfectly. As for the acting? Crispin Glover is a marvel on screen. He is truly an enigma on and off the set. His screams and signature anger spit are intact and creates the entire mood of the film.

Without Glover, this one would have fallen flat on its face. If you enjoy buckets of gore, Crispin Glover, stupid people being slaughtered, flying pick axes, or wicked CGI booby traps with more fake limbs to shake a stick at, I definitely recommend this film. Just don't take it too seriously. Er.. Simon says don't take it too seriously.


-mAQ

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

All Dogs Go To Heaven


Animated children's classic? or a film completely hidden by its outer shell to be realized for what it is? All Dogs Go To Heaven is an animated film about a dog named Charlie who had been framed for murder and was put on death row. Already not a film for kids. He then breaks out to meet up with his old partner-in-crime Carface. Note the antagonist. After meeting up at his old casino, he realizes it is rigged and takes up his share of the profits. Lifetime friend Itchy hears about Charlie's planned murder and tries to save him but it is too late.


Charlie was murdered by this neo-gangster and was sent to Heaven. All Dogs Go To Heaven you see? Because unlike humans and their foul nature, a dog is incapable of committing an atrocious act upon the world. After a musical number involving the infallibility of god in a Dali inspired Heaven, Charlie steals back his watch (His life) and winds the clock back, proving god wrong and thrusting him back into the world. He surprises Itchy and plots to kill Carface. He stumbles upon a kidnapped orphan girl named Ann-Marie and brings her along due to her amazing ability to speak to animals.


Using her sense to his advantage, he finds out the winners of races and places massive bets winning enough money to open his own bar. Many adventures await this gloomy trio in this animated film from hell. Now what makes this movie so inappropriate? There are many facets of this which prove to be not understood by kids but if grown up upon, could alter a sense of mind.

To start off, this is a groundbreaking animated film. One simple reason. It takes the stereotype of an animated film being only for children and destroys it. This film is more of a ne o-noir film with hints of surrealism and a satirical look at divinity in all forms. That, and its featuring of a homosexual singing alligator. Without all the subliminal content, the film is increasingly violent and nihilistic. Featuring scenes of murder, torture, and heavy scenes of smoking and intoxication.


Director Don Bluth really did a good job capturing the feel of the slums in this film. The quality of life seems so slow. It's very bleak and hard to keep a high spirit when you are constantly reminded of the poverty even for animals. Not only featuring an incredible heaven, but showing a terrifying hell. This is one of the most creepy scenes in an animated film. Comparable to the Satan scene in The Adventures Of Mark Twain. Not since the early Coffin Joe films has hell been captured vividly enough to terrify viewers.

All Dogs Go To Heaven is a noir classic with enough violence and undertones to entertain any age group. This deserves the title of "Classic" and should be shown to your kids just to fuck them up a little bit.


-mAQ

Eat the Schoolgirl


This title is severely misleading. There are no scenes of cannibalism or any real schoolgirls for that matter. This film has taboo's on the mind and does not stop until you are convinced it can't get any worse. This is just another notch in the book of extreme Asian cinema. It's a shame that other countries don't have an extensive list of violent and depraved films like Japan does.


The plot is very jumpy and is mostly incoherent. The film opens up with a woman having phone sex with a young blond haired guy. It is only obvious what he is doing. This scene is way too drawn out and lasts an embarrassingly long 3-4 minutes. If you live with anyone who knows not of your estranged cinema taste, your best bet would be to turn the volume down, as we know Jap orgasms are painfully loud and overacted.

After this, there are several scenes depicting a man dressing as a schoolgirl slaughtering people and immediately ejaculating on their face. Mid-coitus has never been so disgustingly fun. Along the way, we have beautifully drawn crayon murals, angelic figures being promiscuous, forced enema's, and a throat fucking-vomit inducing rape scene turned consensual. Apart from being extremely sadistic, the film has some beautiful imagery and clashing color schemes that blend together to strangely make this film work.

The film is at a barely recognizable running time of 60 minutes. Too long to be a short, Naoyuki Tomomatsu knows how to beat the system. I will have to hand it to Eat the Schoolgirl for not sticking to one genre. We have a thriller with touches of surrealism laced with a gangster side story and many hints of love around every bloody corner. It's mainly about rubbing one out in the faces of death which should be at the top of everyones priority list.


While being confusing and an overall mess, Eat the Schoolgirl is a decent art house/exploitation film from the director of that horrible film we cant help but love "STACY". There is enough rape and gore to satisfy the biggest pervert and enough symbolism to keep the run-of-the-mill cult cinema watcher endowed with a headache. It comes recommended.


-Maq

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Denchu Kozo No Boken


The title might not seem familiar to you but if you have seen Tsukamoto's cult film TETSUO, you will recognize many scenes of this to be on the TV screen in TETSUO. This is one of his earlier Super 8 SHORT films.


This film isn't perfect but it is highly entertaining while keeping the art and surrealism in place and can be viewed as a stepping stone to his genius personified in TETSUO. This title is about 47 minutes in length and has circulated the trader's circle under the title of "THE ADVENTURES OF ELECTRIC ROD BOY"


The film opens up with a young man with an electric rod protruding out of his back. It gives him clumsy characteristics and has made his the target of the school bullies. His female friend Momo scares away the kids and in return, he gives her a time machine. Not before using it accidently and whisking himself to 25 years in the future. This wouldn't be too bad if the world wasn't overtaken by metal vampires who have started an experiment named Adam that wipes out all natural light.


It is now up to Electric Rod boy, who is from a long line of similar messiahs, to cleanse the future and spread his legacy through out time. Apart from having a funny story, the film bares Tsukamoto's trademark stop-motion animation and the wonderful surrealism that has left an impact on his entire filmography. From A Snake of June to Tetsuo II, his influence spreads through his career similar to Cronenberg's.


This one strays from it's bleak feel and dabbles in a bit of black comedy. This atmospheric science-fiction film is also outfitted with a wonderful score that fits very well. Expect many stop-motion chase scenes and pre-puberty rape scenes. This is the most interesting vampire tale i have seen. Not since Vision's of Suffering have i seen such an avant-garde vampire tale.


-Maq

Monday, January 28, 2008

Antibodies


Christian Alvart’s Antibodies is another serial killer film. People are obviously going to compare it with Silence of the Lambs and Se7en. Although at a much lower budget, Antibodies is a more interesting and a complex film. Director Alvart substitutes action sequences and fast paced entertainment with philosophical biblical questions and masturbation.

Antibodies is mainly set in rural Germany giving the film a new type of feel. I wouldn’t be surprised if Alvart was inspired by Clean, Shaven and its dark look into rural America. At points, both films have a similar feeling. Not to mention both films feature naked and mutilated bodies of little girls. Antibodies distances the viewer from the serial killer(unlike most Hollywood serial killer films). The majority of Hollywood serial killer films glamorize the killer. Not too many people are fans of pedophiliac child killers.

The problem with serial killer films is that not many of them are innovative. Antibodies features many of the conventions associated with the serial killer film. The difference is that the protagonist and hero is the most important character. I could careless about Jodie Foster in Silence of the Lambs and Morgan Freeman in Se7en. The protagonist in Antibodies is a family man with an internal battle over good vs. evil. I found myself forgetting about the killer in Antibodies. Keep in mind the actor playing the killer did an excellent job with the part.

Antibodies isn’t the most original and intelligent film ever made. It is however very thrilling, entertaining, well written, and even has a good message. Antibodies is evidence that mainstream directors could make better films if they put a tiny bit of extra effort into them. Director Christian Alvart’s upcoming film Case 39 stars Renée Zellweger. It will be interesting to see how that films turns out.

-Ty E

Mondo Collecto


Documentaries are perfect for documenting things. With this in mind, i will begin to explain the abomination that is this film. Most films, as horrible as they are, have some good things about them. This one has about 2, and this is not enough to notice until the after thought. This documentary slaps the title of "MONDO" on it blasphemously as there is nothing "MONDO" about this film at all.

It is narrated by the director with a fez named ROCK N ROLL RAY. I can notice your brows furrowing as we speak. This man takes us through the incredible world of collecting and how boring and hypocritical it can be. Most of the collecting segments are populated by Hippie Jews and over-patriotic douche bags. We see about 5 collections and over 3 collections of nothing. The most interesting were the gun segment and the vintage action figure one.

These segments are separated with GO-GO dancing ladies with wigs, ranging from attractive to bag lady. Composed with a shitty score for the scenes, it's easy to get distracted or acquire a headache from this abysmal film. Many of the scenes are viewed as "joke" material. An annoying camera man pissing off the lead singer of IMPALED or IMPALER. I cant remember. The only thing i think this film is worth is the incredible segment with Ted V. Mikels. He is truly a viking lost in time.


One thing that i do laugh about when i think back to watching this, was the night where this film made me sick. The scene with the man who has a couple of 8mm films to be exact. I instantly started vomiting and was ill the next day, only to be mysteriously cured with the memory of this film vanishing. I understand this film is supposed to be strange, but it fails. Without the Phantom of Paradise and a man's strange fascination with Pez, this title is best to avoid.


-Maq

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Whity

Rainer Werner Fassbinder’s Whity is an unflattering tribute to the American Western (and America in general). The film centers around the son of a slave master(who also is a slave). This sad fellow goes by the name of “Whity.” Mulatto Whity is a very conflicting character that has no clue where he stands. He is basically an unofficial member of the Nicholson slave owner family.

The Nicholson family is comprised of Ben Nicholson (the father), his young wife Katherine, homosexual son Frank(played by Uli “shot on video horror and straight to DVD” Lommel), and retarded Davy. Whity doesn’t quite fit in with his family. He is more of a tool of the family as they use him to carry out their dirty and conspiratorial deeds. They eventually even inquire Whity to kill fellow family members. Whity is most the most innocent of the deranged bunch.


Whity has a very theater like look and feel (like most of Fassbinder’s films). Pale white make-up makes the Nicholsons look like white ghosts. I guess whites really are dead when they can’t do their own work. Although Whity has minimal set design, it effectively portrays a decayed and dead society with its lack of color. Whity is a REAL drama that tugs at all undesired emotions. Whity is truly a lost soul.

Gay incest also appears in Whity. Was this one of Fassbinder’s many weird sexual fantasies? Probably since Fassbinder considered Whity to be one of his most personal films. Fassbinder was without doubt one of the bravest filmmakers of the German New Wave(maybe even more so than Werner Herzog). Fassbinder at the very least was the most darkly dramatic.


Whity is the ultimate anti-western. The Western is most certainly not one of my favorite genres. John Wayne was a coward that never fought it any war. I also think that Mr. John Ford was one of many overrated Hollywood directors. The Hollywood American West is one of the biggest myths about America. The slave owning element of Whity brings reality to that myth and smashes it. It makes me wonder if Fassbinder was a fan of the american “western.”


-Ty E

Lost Paradise

You may know the name Masami Akita or you may not. He happens to be behind Merzbow, the amazing noise project. Not many people know of this, but he actually directed a film in the "seppuku" series. Even fewer know that he did the droneful score which creepily makes the viewing experience even more tense. Lost Paradise (#3) is the best out of all of them.


The film opens up with a very stiff woman in military garb walking into a room. She formally begins to undress and begins to take off her shirt. She is sitting there, bare breasted, and begins to take a ritualistic knife and wraps it with a form of paper/ribbon around the blade and builds up the courage to drive it deep within her belly. She absorbs the fact that she is now fated and decides to venture on through her hellish decision.


She drives it through her belly until the pressure from the intestines gushes out and furthers the rip. She is sitting there moaning, her beautiful pearl white clothes are now a deep shade of red and she eventually collapses and you have the pleasure of watching the life seep from her eyes.

I don't fancy harakiri films. I love the idea, but face it, It's a dead idea to make a film on. Their is no honor in doing so and it happens too fast or looks stunningly fake. Lost Paradise does not fit in with this. To top it off, it has an ultra disturbing score which consists of various hums and feverish drones. When you add extreme realism and efficient effects, you got the mother of all harakiri films. Granted, if you don't enjoy gore or the philosophy of death, this might not appeal to you at all. While there are no subs, the only time you would need them is at the end, when there is a monologue between a man who commits suicide.

Watching this woman die was a powerful experience for me. As this once proud figure has been reduced to a gored nobody, you realize that no matter what rank you are, or what achievements you have accomplished, in death, you are nothing. One hell of a 33 minute ride. One that chugs by of course.


-Maq

The Plague Dogs


From since i remember, films directed towards children with animals, namely canines, have been produced with various family film production companies. Homeward Bound, Oliver & Company, and Old Yeller are the likelier ones to remember. It's a shame this film has been unknown for so long. This film deserves the term "classic" just as much as the less-worthy films did. See also "Watership Down"

The plot features 2 dogs who are differing in size greatly being captive in a laboratory designed for cruel animal experiments. This one is likely to anger PETA officials everywhere. They escape one night after the local idiot guard leaves the latch unlocked. These dogs who have been tortured in the most horrific ways including a brain surgery and endurance testing. After their impromptu escape through the tense-as-hell incinerator, they roam the country side trying to adapt to this cruel world that has denied them the right to live properly.


They kill a sheep in an embarassing spectactle that proves these two dogs need each other. Being as one is small and the other is of a decent size, they play almost a "See No Evil, Hear No Evil; Richard Pryor" sort of relationship. They eventually wind up in huge trouble from the local enforcement for the deaths. Meanwhile, the lab denies all claims of dogs escaping but shit hits the fan when rumors spread that they are infected with the bubonic plague.

Not only is this the ultimate anti-children family film ever made, it is also increasingly violent. Gored sheep and dead, rotting things are drawn in a glorious manner. I can imagine this to be traumatizing on little Johnny or Susie. Not recommended for kids. While these things could drive you away from watching this, you must know how much of an impact this film has. This is the Requiem For A Dream of animated films. The content in this animated classic belongs with Heavy Metal for straying away from the thought to be course of the genre.

Greatest animated film ever? It is up in the top list. Watch this then go play fetch with your dog, attempting to isolate the horrible feelings you have.


-Maq

River's Edge


River's Edge is to me, many things. It is the proper telling of a story similar to Bully (Larry Clark's horrible film), only not flaccid and bare boned. It is a story of the 80's style of life, seen through the group of rockers and druggies. Age is clearly not an issue here.

Keanu Reeves (In his second best performance) plays Matt, a lone wolf slacker who enjoys smoking dope and screaming at his step dad. Mat is only one of a close-knit group of ragtag friends that spend their time doing the same things. John is an overweight asshole who tells his friends he killed his girlfriend. They don't believe him, who would? Meeting up with Layne, (Crispin Glover in a life changing performance) they decide to see if he is all talk.

After grabbing a group of friends to go see the body, everyone is shocked to find out he was serious. He strangled her to death for talking bad about his mom. I will make a note on this scene. It is actually pretty disturbing in it's own right for featuring what might be the most realistic dead body without a huge budget or using the real thing. Eyes are filmed over and nails long and dirty. Truly a saddening view. Layne thinks she deserved it. Layne is obviously too naive in his nature to understand the situation at hand. He wants to hide the body, but John has no interest in hiding from the police. So Layne does the only thing one man could do in this situation, hide John with the local nut.

Meet Feck. Dennis Hopper plays a pothead ex-murderer who is in love with a blowup doll named Ellie. He is also missing his left leg. Not only does the set-up promises one of the more quirkier and insane characters but it actually builds a lot to the film. We learn motives behind both killers and the difference between love and loss and the methods of killing.


The film River's Edge was the only good thing to come out of Tim Hunter's career. He seemed to have dropped out of film early and has directed episodes for the most popular shows around. Such as Twin Peaks, House, C.S.I., and Law & Order. It's easy to note his detective work behind the camera on these shows.

The real star material here is Dennis Hopper and Crispin Glover. They deliver a mean son-of-a-bitch acting job. First we have Hopper, who is a delusional man that suffers every day of his life in what appears to be a loose connection to his character in Easy Rider. I frown upon people who still think his role in Blue Velvet is his finest. They obviously have not seen this film.

Then we have Crispin Glover, who might be the most aggressive actor ever filmed. His body language fits perfectly with his moods. His screams and whines echo long after the movie is over and he has the most screen time. River's Edge is the perfect teen drama. It takes the true story and amplifies it with characters probably more interesting than the actual case. Not too deep for the average viewer but just enough to satisfy the obscure cinephile.

"Check's in the mail"

-Maq

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Paris, je t'aime



Paris, je t'aime is an film collaboration between various directors and cast members from around the world. Basically its 18 shorts films that take place in Paris, France and go nowhere. The directors range from Gus van Sant to Wes Craven making for an unfocused and sloppy compilation. Stars such as Elijah Wood and Natalie Wood are used to lure in people who don’t usually watch those irritating subtitled foreign films. It’s been trendy now for a while for big stars to get token “artistic” roles.

France has produced a lot of films that talk about pointless bullshit (existentialism?). Paris, je t'aime is no different. Jean-Paul Sartre’s grave even appears in the film to give the film intellectual credibility. The only thing that was missing was testimonials from old French Bolshevik resistance fighters. Paris, je t'aime is about the new multicultural society and it reflects the crumbling on French culture. It is doubtful that France will ever produce another film talent such as Jean Cocteau.


I still can’t figure out why Paris, je t'aime was even made. The audience it aims for seems to be those so-called "progressive types" that consider European film ethnocentric. Paris, je t'aime has enough foreigners in it to pass the Globalization multicultural test that Neo-Marxist’s also claim their against (global revolutions makes a different when international trade is involved?). I think Gaspar Noé’s Irreversible makes for a better representation of modern day France. Too bad no one in Paris, je t'aime went into the “rectum.”

Paris, je t'aime can be summed up with "Robert Altman having celluloid diarrhea in Paris." Nothing weaves the scenes together. The segments go together about just as much those the various cultures featured in the film. Experimental films seem to generally fail in their directions. Paris, je t'aime isn’t that experimental and it no doubt fails.

I would love to see a resurrection of European national cinema. The majority of films that come out of Europe nowadays buy into the same bullshit propaganda as the trash that comes out of the United States. Paris, je t'aime is a dull film that offers nothing new to the viewer. It goes perfect with the German film Good Bye! Lenin directed by Wolfgang Becker.


-Ty E

Hideshi Hino's Theater of Horror: Boy From Hell


Hideshi Hino is mostly known for his excellent work on the only good Guinea Pig films, namely Flowers of Flesh & Blood and Mermaid in a Manhole. He is a manga artist by trade, drawing ghoulish and violent horror stories. For this, he gets respect, so i can only remember being happy for these Twilight Zone-esque episodes. This one in particular is titled Boy From Hell. I can see you already know the plot.


Daio is a wonderful son to a gorgeous mother. She is a surgeon with a reputation that fits in her 4-or so story house. We see him being rascally and sticking his head out of the back seat window of the car that is being driven by the misses butler/assistant. After some really horrible scenes involving the shittiest green screen ever depicted in a budgeted film, he turns and the boy gets decapitated by a truck. Seriously folks, the effects can't get anymore worse than this film.


After seeing her decapitated son walking through the streets looking for his head. She then screams very loud and they all cry and bumble around like the Three Stooges. She doesn't tell anyone apparently and buries him in a wasteland. There we meet a crazy Jap lady with a horrendous wig. She tells the destroyed mother to slit a child's throat with a plastic fang she hands her and let the blood spill on the grave. Doing so will result in the resurrection of her beloved son.


She kidnaps a dying cancer patient at the age of 12 and hangs him upside. This will sound malevolent of me, but watching this kid cry and the moment leading up to his arterial severing demise was quite hilarious in an often demented way. That happens, and her son comes back to life....only not as cute. For the most part, his illustrious artistry is used well but with a receding budget which doesn't allow him to paint the blood red canvas he wishes.


This monster-boy has a taste for blood and rampages around a drawn city at night and devours people in cases of stupidity. These people deserved to die for lacking any sense. On the case is the only good thing about this film; A crazy detective. Seeing these films make me wish our local law enforcement were this colorful. Most of this film is dumbed down by hideous effects and drawn scenery. While I am a fan of Hino's work, the cartoon-esque doesn't fit like it does in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?". Not to mention the obvious midget playing Demon Daio. Too hilarious for words. This film is only worth a hearty chuckle.


-mAQ

Women's Flesh: My Red Guts



Tamakichi Anaru, the director behind the more infamous Niku Daruma and Suicide Dolls, directed this short film alternatively titled Watashi no akai harawata (hana). It follows two traumatized females and their own quest into various forms of self-mutilation. This is typically a film you can only get on the glorious trails of the world wide web, so have fun searching.


The film opens with a block of Japanese text which has a date. There are currently no subs for this film so as to what it says, i have no idea. The first scene is a static flash of light over a woman in a bathroom. She seems to be in a state of shock, barely noticing the flickering light up ahead. She begins to stand up and notices the toothbrush in it's respected cup. She takes it out and begins to play with it, slowly massaging its tip and then deep throating it. The build up almost seems reminiscent of the similar scene in Cutting Moments.


After salivating it up some, she begins to insert it inside her, toying around. This scene could have been repulsing had the director decided to fix the huge goof in which she manages to penetrate herself while wearing underwear. I can see that this is due to the anti-genitalia laws in Japan. After teasing she begins to prod and stab at her womanly parts until blood and tissue fall out. If this sounds bad, wait till she begins to chew the tip of her index finger off. For some reason, that really got to me.


Something about tearing joints and fountains of blood being gargled that bothers me. We then switch to victim # 2 who begins stabbing herself with a fork. Seems these women have a thing for mutilation. We see harakiri being performed. At first, her intestines greatly resemble the old "sausage link under shirt" but as soon as she bites into them, i lost track of what they were. After this, she decides to cut her tongue off. Funny thing is, is that she didn't even hold it. I don't care how much you love pain, you need to hold it or else your instinct will be to retreat it in your mouth.

Even the great Kakihara knew to hold it. After all is said and done, we seem a panning camera detailing their dead bodies, zooming into the violated parts and switching editing styles faster then a Michael Bay film. Women's Flesh: My Red Guts is a decent splatter film. Nothing to really hold it together though. Only a couple flashback scenes with imperceptible phrases. After the main feature, we have another short film from BAROQUE which is a 10 minute long scene with random dead people on the streets including deformed babies.

An entertaining film compilation for the most part. Could have skipped a couple of the scenes and the "repetitious zoom in to the same action being performed to add to the shock value" mentality of the director. See this as an addition to watching extreme J-sploitation films.

Special thanks to Louis over at The Coroner's Report for this upload.

-Maq

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Eyes Wide Shut

Eyes Wide Shut may be master craftsman Stanley Kubrick’s most hated film. It was also his last. Eyes Wide Shut finally takes Freud’s obsession with dreams into interesting depths. Eyes Wide Shut is based on the 1926 novella Dream Story by the Austrian writer Arthur Schnitzler. Schnitzler was a friend and correspondent of psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud.

Stanley Kubrick was obviously still an old horny man before he died. Eyes Wide Shut features the most explicit sex scenes out of any of Kubrick’s films. He also wasted no time getting Nicole Kidman to drop her clothes for the film. Kubrick must have known the power of art as he obviously utilized it.


I wouldn’t say it is too farfetched to say that Eyes Wide Shut was inspired by the films of David Lynch. Stanley Kubrick was a huge fan of Lynch’s Eraserhead and he made no effort to hide it. Eyes Wide Shut if full of the mystery, perversity, and dreamlike nature that makes David Lynch a great director. It would be no doubt interesting to see Lynch’s reaction to Eyes Wide Shut.

Eyes Wide Shut also deals with secret societies and assumed freemasons. The sex orgy scenes of the film make you really wondering what secret societies are about. The cloaks and masks these individuals wear are interesting to say the least. I would even goes as far to say that the secret society meeting is the best part of Eyes Wide Shut. I still find the scene intense every time I revisit it.

Was Eyes Wide Shut a good film for Kubrick to end his career and life with? I think so. It may not be Kubrick’s greatest film but offers much more than Spartacus (which Kubrick just did for the money). Tom Cruise contrives his niceness and is quite annoying. The only disappointment for me in Eyes Wide Shut was that Tom Cruise didn’t get killed at the sex orgy.


-Ty E

Black Santa's Revenge


Black Santa’s Revenge is a 20-minute blaxploitation short directed by David Walker that features the lovable and huggable Ken Foree as the enigmatic Black Santa. The film opens up with our favorite Black Santa losing at a game of dice where he lost most of his money. He shoos his friends home before he begins to have flashbacks about poverty stricken and disappointed children. The film starts off nice and easy that leads up to a ridiculous robbery that seemed too unplanned and led our vigilante in a detective’s office.

The opposing sides of racial tension are shown in an often anti-white way as we bare witness to the detective try and put Black Santa in the crime. This is just ignored as the camera gets a good luck at the hilarious mural of the white man with his small dog behind his desk. After stressing about the disappointment of the children he decides to go drinking at a strip bar.

After some glamorous strippers do their thing, we see our very own Black Santa hammering down shots and then requesting the bottle. Turning around, he sees one of the men involved with the robbery. Intoxication in hand, he decides to follow him to their hangout.

After grabbing a shotgun, it all ends with bloodshed and incredible yuletide one-liners. Black Santa’s Revenge has it’s own errors and would have fit a longer running time a lot more snugly. Despite all this, the film is very watchable and proves that Ken Foree has what it takes to be a new blaxploitation star and bring the almost dead genre back to life. Pick this DVD up HERE for a very small price of $13.00. The amazing nostalgic cover art alone is worth it.


-Maq

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Now You See Me, Now You Don't


“Now You See Me, Now You Don’t” is a film we have seen many times before in those shit mainstream films. This one is different though for the simple fact that is works. “Now You See Me, Now You Don’t” is a masterfully spun hypnotic short showing the deterioration within a family.


We see a troubled mother bathed in a harmonious light, smoking and cooking. We see her ignored calls from her husband and her mischievous son playing near the stove. Everything is in place in this Hungarian suburb. The roses need gardening and the stove needs to be attended. This certainly is not an illusion.

The husband arrives silently and looks scornful at his own family. This emotion is very similar to the one you felt in Douglas Buck’s Cutting Moments. Every scene is bathed in natural lighting and wonderful, lush vegetation is everywhere to be seen. The cinematography is simply amazing, delivering perpetual angles only heightens the emotion. Director Attila Szasz does an incredible job forming the characters and the dialogue in its 27-minute runtime.


After the experiment takes place, you feel alone as the child does. Such a deed can surely be forgotten, but it remains fresh in their minds. I, personally, look forward to any of Szasz’s future projects and hope he sticks to his predestined course. This film shows behind every family can be a dark secret and behind every secret can be forgiveness.


-Maq

Monday, January 21, 2008

Cloverfield (Analysis)


WARNING: THIS IS INTENDED ONLY FOR VIEWERS OF THE FILM ALREADY. MASSIVE SPOILER ALERT

Cloverfield is a very different sort of movie. Monsters grace the screen all the time and never leave such an impact, let alone one that can be viewed so extensively. This film is known for its viral marketing campaign and it feverish fan base spreading rumors about shit they heard from their cousin who works with Paramount. Spreading from the amount of letters in the title, Slusho, Cthulu, Dodo, or simply Voltron, there is no limit to how silly these seem. The one I immediately dismissed due to the nature of these claims turns out to fit like a mocking piece of a puzzle.

Slusho, the faux-slurpee company based in Japan, was on Abram’s hit show ALIAS. Being seen on Jason’s shirt in the teaser, everyone went frantic. Claiming it was a lion or slurpee crazy beast going rampant in NY. I honestly couldn’t figure out which was more exaggerated, the fact of a monster attacking NY or the rabid fan base. Many things struck me about the film. It opens with a DHARMA symbol. For those of you who don’t know what that is, it is a symbol used with Abrams other hit show LOST.

This show has to do with unexplainable things happening to the crew of a downed ship. Could this be a link to the disturbance in NY with the creature? Another thing I noticed was the idea that there could be two monsters in NY. When Hud is filming the TV, we see the monster at the same time in different looking places, one having a fin-like back and the other having a slender tail. It would also explain the noticeable distance the creature traveled in such a small amount of time. Being in Midtown and destroying a bridge at the same time would even make The Flash exhausted.

Due to the fact it’s body lice wasn’t falling off everywhere and it’s many different limbs, one can come to the conclusion that there are more than one, or it is evolving fast. Adapting to oxygen must be a bitch. On the official flash site of Cloverfield here http://www.1-18-08.com/, we are given many pictures with hidden meanings. The newest additions show a fishing boat and dead beached whales, gored and mutilated. If you look at the time stamp, this would have happened near the morning. Leaving a new coming monster unnoticed while the government prepares the attack. Another thing i noticed was how you sometimes see claws and in other scenes you see it's suction cup like fingers. Notice the claw marks in the Statue of Liberty. Weird, much. Reeves stated in an interview regarding the monster this.

“The key to it is that the monster was a baby. The monster was suffering from separation anxiety and was absolutely disoriented and pissed, "where's mommy?” and terrified. That was the most important aspect of the creature. Not only was he furious and in a rage but he was scared, because to me there's nothing scarier than something huge that's spooked. If you're at the circus and the elephants are going nuts you don't want to be near them. We talked with Neville about the idea of how when a horse gets spooked you see the whites under the bottom of its eye. He fleshed out those sorts of details. We talked about wanting the monster to be different in that it was white. All these different aspects, which were important to us. It developed in many different ways and it came down to what Neville was doing which was amazing.”

This could explain many things. It could explain there being two monsters (I.E: Mother and Son/Daughter). Separation anxiety. That sort of thing. It can easily be disproven but I love to imagine that during all the commotion, another creature could easily sneak around. The other topic is Slusho and the mysterious falling craft at the end of the film. Well, Rob works for a company in Japan (Hence his going away party) and it is obvious he works for the company responsible for Slusho. Enter Tagruato http://tagruato.jp/, the Japanese company responsible for the drilling of the deep-sea nectar used in the popular drink. This could mean a couple things. One view of this means that Rob knew about the creature’s existence.

Sort of far fetched, but if you are the Vice President of a company, you would have a high enough pay grade for such information. Another link to that is the new four part manga series only been released in Japan now. At the end of the first volume, we are given this haunting last still. A Tagruato ship dragging something…. with eyes. I’ll be the first to admit that Rob seemed a little bit unphased by the appearance of a monster. The fact that the story of a baby being disturbed by a deep sea drilling operation fits the monster genre perfectly. We got the politics. Dueling companies Tagruato and the anti-terror Tidowave Company. http://tidowave.com/


Wow, danger to our environment. Seems to all be coming together. Way to get raped by Mother Nature though.

Tidowave's last entry before being shut down was on 01-17-08
Coincidence?

Next thing is the falling object in the background near the end. Many people claim it is the creature, coming from space. This is theoretically impossible. Something of it’s size would create massive tidal waves all across the Atlantic ocean and result in the immediate expedition to discover what it was, leaving preemptive time to evacuate once noticing meteor containing the hell beast. Tagruato’s website stated their satellite was destroyed and crashed to earth, thus filling more of the gap in this viral timeline.

“Did you see the thing in the last shot? In the final shot there's a little something, and I don't wanna say what it is. The final shot before the titles. The stuff at Coney Island, there's a little something there and I don't want to give it away 'cause the fun is sort of to find it, but I will say this: there's a funny thing, you look at the shot and until you see it you don't see it and you really don't see it and obviously you don't 'cause none of you have seen it, but once you see it you'll never stop seeing it.”

At the end credits, if you reverse the recorded message, you hear someone barely get out the words “It’s Still Alive”. So the creature did not die. Many people are probably wondering why the hell it wont die. Well, if I was housed in a deep-sea crevice and withstood thousands of pounds of pressure, I could imagine being able to withstand a beating. I’m starting to actually feel bad for this creature.

So there you have it. Two murder beasts and all. This is just my way of looking at this. You can easily tell there is more than meets the eye.

Ending Voice: http://boomp3.com/m/bd034dfca370


-Maq

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Ethical Responsibility and Race Relations in BAMBOOZLED



One of the most interesting aspects of Spike Lee’s much-maligned Bamboozled is that it neglects to mention that in the original blackface minstrel shows of early America, some of them were put on by abolitionist advocates and used the blackface format as a means to portray the situation of blacks in a sympathetic light, often pointing out white American double-standards and injustices against black people. The film itself contains a wealth of cultural references, historical information, and general awareness of all race issues in general, and it never points out this fact. But it doesn’t really matter at all. The omission of this fact seems completely deliberate as the film innately shows awareness to this irony in its main message. All broadcasted or even written information lives as a virus, and film itself is perhaps the most powerful form of all information. When information is disseminated enough, the simple ideas being communicated are what stick to people’s minds, not the sophistication or intellectual subtlety behind these ideas. That is what Bamboozled is chiefly about, and that is why the film works so incredibly well on so many different levels.

Perhaps the greatest mark of Lee’s success in this film is the overwhelming amount of negative criticism the film garnered at the hands of white and Jewish liberal intellectuals. Leftists in general cannot handle the idea that art can be anything more than just art. When anyone points out that information has an impact on the people who view it, whether it’s through children becoming more violent after watching Home Alone or women acting dumber and more whorish in the wake of the countless feminist “female empowerment” movies like Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, you can be sure that a chord will have been struck with the modern leftist. It is not enough to simply view Bamboozled, because a full appreciation of this film cannot be attained unless one sees the confused and noticeably insecure reviews of it as well. It is my own belief that if Bamboozled was greeted with nothing but overwhelming positivity from the very people that Lee is satirizing, he would have failed miserably. But fortunately, this is not the case. The two most common issues with the film that I have observed from Bamboozled’s many negative reviews are that the film has a “confused message,” and that it is not funny. Both of these criticisms are absolutely wrong: Bamboozled has a very consistent message, and it also is extremely funny.


The film is about a black television executive named Pierre DeLacroix (Damon Wayans), a man with a contrived white accent, who is frustrated at the network for refusing his various show ideas for legitimate entertainment that does not degrade or pejoratively portray blacks. His boss is a condescending young go-getter named Dunwitty (Michael Rappaport) who masks his own racism by appropriating his own interest in black culture. He frequently says the word “nigger,” and although he makes no attempt to rationalize it other than by saying “it’s just a word,” he noticeably feels a sense of entitlement as shown through his interest in black sports figures, black entertainment, and his own black wife and two biracial children. As he puts it to Pierre, “Brother man, I’m blacker than you.” Pierre’s big idea is to create a variety show so extraordinarily offensive that it will accomplish two main objectives: to reveal the network for being as racist and obscene as it is, and to get himself fired. Pierre concocts a blackface minstrel variety show entitled Mantan: The New Millenium Minstrel Show and what actually happens is the exact opposite of what he thought would happen. Not only does the show do extremely well, but Pierre becomes enraptured in the surprising success, turning himself into Hollywood’s new favorite Negro.

The pilot episode is perhaps the most telling part of the entire movie, giving an explanation to the logic behind the show’s success. Mantan and his partner Sleep’n’Eat, two down-on-their-luck street performers (formerly known as Manray and Womack) who get hired for the show, explain to the audience that they want to take them back to a time when “niggers knew their place.” Mantan then instructs the audience to yell out of their windows, “I’m tired of the drugs. I’m tired of the crack babies born out of wedlock to crackhead AIDS-infested parents. I’m tired of the inflated welfare rolls while good wholesome Americans bring less and less of their paycheck home every two weeks.” In the same monologue, Mantan chastises (presumably black) professional athletes for having sex with prostitutes and doing drugs while claiming to be Christian. He then concludes the monologue by instructing the audience to yell, “I’m sick and tired of niggers and I’m not gonna take it anymore.” Now, while the internal logic of the show is confused, the element of satire within the show’s presentation becomes quite apparent. The message of Mantan is that any attempt to try and improve the lives of black Americans is akin to bringing them back to the days of slavery and robbing them of their freedom, that the whole idea behind trying to get blacks off of drugs and into the job market is simply a way for whites to continue to enslave them and rob them of their own unique culture. And, of course, the idea behind Bamboozled is that sentiments such as these are complete bullshit.


Nevertheless, white and black liberals watching the show absolutely love it, presumably because they identify with this idea, and the critics universally hail the show as a fearless comedy that breaks boundaries and barriers. One of the reasons Bamboozled confuses so many people is because it is a satire that satirizes a satire, and the two messages of each presentation are extremely different. To add to the complexity of the film, Mantan’s New Millenium Minstrel Show is not portrayed as aesthetically bad. Rather, the opposite is true: it’s aesthetically wonderful. The writing is slick, the dancing and music performances are excellent, the sets are well-crafted, and the comedy is hilarious. Spike Lee even highlights this idea by having the segments of Mantan shot in 35mm film, while the rest of Bamboozled is shot in very ugly and crude digital film. Ultimately, however, despite its positive qualities, the message of Mantan leaves a devastating impact on the community. Mantan is more than a fictitious minstrel show: it is an allegory for almost all corporate black entertainment in the 21st century. It makes use of talented black entertainers but utilizes their talents to communicate all the wrong messages. Thus, in the film, Lee equates gangsta rap with minstrel shows and plays a heavy role in attacking rap culture. One example is in an ad for Timmy Hillnigger clothes (a play on Tommy Hilfiger) in which Hillnigger himself tells his black consumers, “If you want to keep it really real, never get out of the ghetto, stay broke, and continue to add to my multibillion dollar corporation.” 

To add another level of complexity, Lee introduces an afrocentric rap group called the Mau-Maus who absolutely hate Mantan but are nevertheless a product of its influence. The Mau-Maus, while auditioning for the show in hopes of landing the role for a band called “The Alabama Porch Monkeys,” explain exactly what they are all about in their own lyrics: “Freedom, reparation and apologies, from Africa to America odysseys, guerilla-type tactics on that socialistic fallacy, the devastation of the social darwinistic thought to keep a brown man down sport.” In spite of their grandiose mission statement, the Mau-Maus are equally led astray by the mass bombardment of harmful media images. At one point, they are shown drinking Da Bomb Malt Liquor, a beverage advertised specifically for black people in the ghetto. Showing similar hypocrisy near the end of the film in a far less subtle fashion, the Mau-Maus kidnap and murder Mantan while each wearing blackface minstrel Halloween masks. The idea behind their presence in the film then becomes very clear, which is that even well-intentioned people can be warped enough by media to the point where they become everything they are trying to fight against.


Another aspect of the film that people believe to be counterintuitive to its message is within the presence of a Jewish media relations consultant. Since New York Magazine film critic David Edelstein did such a fantastic job of explaining the scenario, I will use his writing to lay it out:
When the network brings in a Jewish consultant named Myrna Goldfarb (Dina Pearlman) to advise on a public-relations strategy, her mere presence is treated as an affront. In an attempt to defend her perspective, she mentions having lived with a black man and adds that her parents had marched with Martin Luther King Jr. at Selma, Ala. But Sloan and De-La don't buy her empathy, and neither does the movie. I'd like to say that any Jews who'd appear in a Spike Lee "joint" are traitors to their people, but I'm afraid I'd sound too much like Lee. Does he want that to be his legacy? He makes it so much easier to resign ourselves to our racism.”

While Edelstein does a great job at offering his frothing, confounded perspective on how a Hollywood movie could actually portray a Jewish person as less than 100% morally altruistic, he also hints at one of the great truths to the movie. Failing to note that Myrna instructs Pierre to hire only black employees, wear kente cloth, invoke the name of Dr. Martin Luther King, and use the word ‘community’ when talking about Mantan, Edelstein has picked up on the fact that she represents a Jewish stereotype – a neglected, archaic, obscure stereotype rarely found in any mainstream media, but a stereotype nonetheless. Bamboozled is not any attempt to encourage a strengthened sense of staunch political correctness in America, but rather an attempt to encourage responsibility and taking pride in one’s actions and behaviors. Black people are far more likely to give birth out of wedlock, commit homicide, commit rape, or commit robbery than the Jews, and their unemployment and poverty levels are also much higher as well. For Dina Pearlman, the stakes are relatively low for her strengthening the idea that Jews are shrewd, amoral corporate shills. For a black actor to accept a role as a slovenly, ignorant or violent human being, the stakes are much higher for the message being communicated. Moreover, the bombardment of negative black images marketed as supposedly being by, for, and about the black community is quite common in today’s culture. The ivy-league educated Pierre DeLacroix could be a premature parody of Reggie Hudlin with his Harvard degree, five years before becoming the BET Programming Chief, but ultimately, it does not matter. When Edelstein writes, “[Spike Lee] makes it so much easier to resign ourselves to our racism,” what he actually means is, “Spike Lee is pointing out that racial issues are still relevant today, and this offends me.” This lack of responsibility from all sides is a phenomenon much too common in American culture.


The subtlety of Bamboozled is perhaps at its strongest when the name of Martin Luther King is evoked, but not in a very endearing way. As previously mentioned, the Jewish media relations consultant exploits her own parents’ work as a means to make herself look less racist, and true enough, the Jews did play a major role alongside Dr. King’s activities in the Civil Rights movement. DeLacroix himself also explains, while rationalizing the intent of the show to the two main actors, that, “The good Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King did not enjoy seeing his people beaten on the 6:00 news. However, white people needed to see that in order to move this country to change. They need to see this show for that exact same reason.” It seems as though Lee is asking if anything has seriously changed since then. He is not complimenting the tactics of King, but instead criticizing them through DeLacroix’s appraisal. The days of Malcolm X have long since ended, and his ideas have been thoroughly kicked aside by just about everyone with the exception of a small and dwindling number of cultural figures. Bamboozled takes place in a post-Malcolm X society, where his ideas are alluded to here and there (such as in the title of the film), but his name is never mentioned once. It does not seem to be any kind of coincidence that Malcolm X once called Dr. King an Uncle Tom, and in the film we see King’s named used by only the most smarmy and avaricious of intellectuals for no real altruistic purpose whatsoever. Dr. King’s named is actually used to justify the most racist images one could possibly imagine on television. This is probably the most important and offensive touch to the film: Lee is not championing the sort of Civil Rights causes that sought to find acceptance and tolerance from white people by being passive and complacent. He is advocating responsibility, personal empowerment, and strength. These are ideas that most white and Jewish liberals simply cannot handle, or even find frightening. 

Of course, the movie does have its flaws. The sentimentality does run a bit thick at times near the end, and viewers might find some of the funniest dialogue to be in the most poignant scenes, which can admittedly be jarring. For example, while Pierre’s dignified, intelligent comedian father (Paul Mooney) talks to him about responsibility, he tells Pierre that in every black man is a born entertainer. I found this understated line pretty funny in an otherwise serious context. Another (unintentionally?) hilarious moment occurs when, after the police have shot nearly all of the Mau-Maus to death, the sole remaining member, a white man named 1/16th Blak, screams out, “I’m black too… it only takes one drop of black blood.” Perhaps the idea should have been moved to an earlier scene, so the audience could simply watch on, aghast at the brutal fallout of this minstrel show. The most biting commentary and subversive dialogue happens at places where perhaps the film should refrain from being controversial. But it is also the controversial element of the film that cements its relevance today, especially in a country where it is frowned upon to discuss racial issues in any meaningful manner. Spike Lee had to show an overwhelming level of audacity for Bamboozled to be made, and sure enough, the studios responded by allowing it only to be made on a shoestring budget. Rather than hurting it overall, it is entirely because of this intellectual audacity within studio constraints and outside pressures that Bamboozled stands as a classic, not only as Spike Lee’s greatest film, but also one of the greatest films on race relations ever made.


-Blind Lame OKB