Sunday, December 30, 2007

Die Hard


Die Hard
is the greatest action film ever made. It is entertaining, action packed, and full of all the bullshit stuff that makes action films American. Star Bruce “McClane” Willis shines as a stoic NYC cop who even makes a couple clever jokes. By far the best role I have seen Willis in. I have yet to see any of the other films in the Die Hard franchise. Maybe I should.

German terrorists make the ultimate capitalist villains in Die Hard. Terrorist leader Hans (played by English actor Alan Rickman) makes for a charismatic villain that that was never believable as a German (which makes Die Hard even better). Carl Winslow (Reginald VelJohnson) also stars as McClane’s Cop walkie talkie bud. Carl Winslow’s teen killing confessional is one of films most dramatic scenes. McClane even lets out a little empathy in response.

Limo driver Argyle is one of the best characters to ever grace Hollywood’s silver screen. His character acts as the silly African American character that can’t seem to hold a job because of his “goofiness.” What was Hollywood trying to say? Later Argyle knocks out a super evil African American computer hacking terrorist. Was Hollywood also trying to say something here? Is Die Hard a film that is supposed to go against stereotypes but then ends up being more racist than the stereotypes themselves? Was Jaleel “The Urkel” White offered a role as a German Terrorist?

Hollywood films are embarrassingly incriminating. Die Hard is no different. Sadly, Hollywood is no longer capable of producing propaganda films that offer any type of character. Especially in regards to excellently executed stylized propaganda. Die Hard would have made Sergei Eisenstein proud.

-Ty E

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Killer Me


Killer Me is an independent psychological horror film that not only dazzled me with its wonderful premise but it is a story that could be the most awkward and rewarding love story put on independent film in a long while. The film is like a jawbreaker with many different elements and genres rolled into a tasty hybrid of new horror. The outer shell, of course, is the serial killer parts, with the center, being a budding love story between two confused souls.


The plot involves two people really, and uses their severed connections with the outside world as a setting for the story to unravel. Joseph is a brooding, unsettled man who takes criminology courses and works at a library. He is the kind of character we know nothing about and we only learn through fragmented flashbacks. Joseph enjoys long walks at night and macaroni TV dinners. Joseph is a serial killer. While this is not told to us directly, we have no choice but to get the idea.


He wakes up, bloody, with a recent violent acquaintance dead. It has to be more than superior luck, Right? Well, he is a tortured soul, sporting around a fancy old style razor and i must say, in a couple of masterfully shot sequences, that razor had me on edge. This is when we are introduced to gorgeous Anna who has a ridiculously annoying hair cut. They begin to stare at each other through class.


Innocently enough, she begins to try to start a conversation but he quickly recedes into his shell. He obviously doesn't want anyone to get hurt and that is the sweetest thing any one could do. He witnesses an almost rape one night and wakes up on the trail. You don't know what happened, but i felt fucking horrible. The sickness was spreading in my stomach. Easily, one of the more grueling scenes with such a lack of content.


The lies get deeper as he adds more to his scrapbook of believed killings. He has a cut of his side which he burrows into more and more. Their relationship gets more personal and personal till it gets too much for him. The animal he bought for her is what is essentially keeping them together and his nameless fish is a heartbreaking character. If i were to talk any more about this creative film, it would be ruined.


You don't really need to expect much but a damn good serial killer film that rivals HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER and a love story that rivals BLIND BEAST though not as perverse. For being a little to not heard of film, my expectations were shattered. It was released on a company called Vanguard. I would definitely check this film out if i were you.

Zachary Hansen might be the best thing to happen to indie horror in a while. Taking on the extremely difficult task of directing, editing, and writing, he completes these with style. His cast of unknowns are the most amazing of which i have seen recently and produce excellent chemistry.

One thing that did greatly piss me off is the fact that this film bills Anna as a young, lush, stalker when this is certainly not the case. Only a half-wit would deem her such. Just an innocent girl, with innocent emotions. There is no activity that could be describable as "stalking"

Killer Me is a frightening look at vigilantism, serial killers, love, and the questions we face in our every day life. What do you see when you look into the mirror?


-Maq

The Redsin Tower (Second Opinion)


Toe Tag Pictures has obtained a loyal following over the past couple of years. This following was in response to their debut August Underground and later sequels. These “videos” provide the viewer with homemade style snuff fun. It is obvious that creator Fred Vogel figured an easy way to get around having a large budget and effort put into his film would be to go for cheap brutality and realistic looking torture. Mr. Vogel has been praised for his efforts and creating “original” terror. I don’t think I agree with that when taking into account the countless other films using the same mock reality technique. Cannibal Holocaust and The Blair Witch Project are two earlier films that provide the viewer with a more intimate look at fear.

Aside from the three August Underground films, Toe Tag Pictures has also managed to produce the feature The Redsin Tower. Going into the film I didn’t know what to expect. The August Underground films give no insight into the artistic capabilities and creativity that Toe Tag Pictures might have (aside from special effects). I was entertained by their pseudo snuff films but that kind of stuff gets old fairly fast. With The Redsin Tower I could finally make up my mind on Toe Tag Pictures and their future in “underground” horror.

The Toe Tag Pictures team makes an introduction before The Redsin Tower mentioning how they had many distributors offering the team a DVD release. I can assume that was probably only Brain Damage Films as The Redsin Tower is an even weaker effort than most the films they distribute. The Redsin Tower was a group effort by the Toe Tag Pictures team which has given me zero faith in any further project they produce. I still think that their best contribution to film was the special effects they did for Murder-Set-Pieces. Many Toe Tag fans have responded negatively to Murder-Set-Pieces as they have probably realized that Toe Tag Pictures should stick to special effects and give up on “filmmaking.”

The Redsin Tower is not an easily digested film. This is not because the film is deep or contains various subtexts that require further viewings to appreciate. It’s because it’s a dragging, banal, horribly written, and amateurishly directed shit-fest. Fred Vogel’s character in the film is a metaphor for the whole film. He plays a fat, loser stoner rasta that looks like he should have been at a sublime concert in 1993. I doubt Mr. Vogel would ever overdose on heroin. After he takes a bong hit he’s too busy with his Taco Bell and Snowballs.

The Redsin Tower’s cover art looks like it was directly lifted from Dario Argento’s Suspiria. This is no doubt theft on the part of Toe Tag Pictures. It is also no surprise. They also “borrow” heavily from Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead when one of the many forgettable actresses becomes possessed and becomes “ghoulish.” Raimi did it much better 25 years ago. Keep in mind that this entire scene near the end of The Redsin Tower is by far the most interesting part of the film.

Fred Vogel must be a huge Dario Argento fan


The Redsin Tower plot seemed like it came out of the lyrics of a My Chemical Romance song. Is the Toe Tag Pictures a group of hopeless dark natured romantics? I assume they just wish they were. Toe Tag Pictures offers their fans cheap nudity and gore just as their mainstream Hollywood counterparts do. The only difference is that Hollywood horror films offer a more polished look with more silicone. I am against Toe Tag pictures representing the “underground.” They couldn’t lick the blood off of directors like Jörg Buttgereit, Jim Van Bebber, or Shinya Tsukamoto’s legendary film reels.


-Ty E

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

The Fighter

It is so easy to pass a movie off as shit and it be ignored by the general population. Many films do deserve this label but there are some films that are indeed bad but still entertaining. Not this myth of "B Movies". To me, B Movies don't exist. There is a fine line between serious work and silly work. You can call Evil Dead 2 a B Movie, but this is a false, pretentious label that does nothing but belittle the intentions of the director. Nowadays, directors don't even try. Horror comedies are popping up everywhere, being bred like rabbits. The Fighter is a really bad action/martial arts directed by Anthony Maharaj who is an unknown, shitty director who made a couple of shitty action films but none didn't compare to this.

The Fighter (Kick Fighter) is a story about Ryan Travers. A thick headed street smart 9 year old kid played by a 37 year old man. Yeah, i know. It gets better though. In a horrible scene, he kills a man over a game of street dice. Therefore, he is sent to jail and we get him screaming while a whole bunch of dirty Thai's hold his shoulder in a shitty scene that almost was as awkward as it's cousin in The Life Aquatic.

Ten years or so later, Ryan Travers is exactly the same size, but wearing tighter clothes just to exaggerate his "maturity". His family was murdered by the mob but the time of this is really certain. Other than that, this tragedy doesn't really effect the story but anyways. When he gets out of jail, he meets up with his bombshell sister and Viet-servant aptly named Tien who participates in "cock fights" on the streets. Because of this, he is murdered and the police just...forget about him.


He works at a shipyard welding for small change to pay for his sisters conveniently timed heart problem. After a while, he discovers she needs open heart surgery and upon a discovery of a street fight, he gets offered 10000 baht to fight. Of course he is brimming with foreign patriotism and kicks the Filipinos ass. Thus through painful filler scenes, he gets an alcoholic Australian agent.

Ryan then fights an extremely ugly guy for 10 minutes. Seriously, this guy is fucking disgusting. After this, he fights a gimp kick boxer and a couple more extremely interesting characters until some drama from the mob comes around. Basically he starts hard core fighting to save her life then she gets kidnapped and it is a shitty loophole. End of plot. Did i mention he had an Asian whore who was important to him but was also erased from the script?

"KEKEKEKEKEKE"

What worked the most was the fighting. This film had incredibly real fighting and i appreciated that greatly. Benny "The Jet" Urquidez plays the "last boss" of this film and i must say, he terrifies me. That man has the score of 56-1-1 and has never lost. The man is a kickboxing god and has 9 black belts in different martial arts. Ouch. Richard Norton plays Ryan Travers and...does..well, a pretty horrible job. He lacks charisma and acting skills, but still does entertain the fuck out of me with his naivety. The one actor i really did love was Traver's best friend and to be totally honest, i have no idea who he was. Information on this film is far and between.

This film can be analyzed and dismissed as shit, or you can sit back and enjoy the fuck out of this film like i did. I wouldn't go and buy this for over 10 dollars but it is definitely worth a view if you like your action cheese. The Fighter is a realistic street brawling movie with shitty characters, shitty dialogue and shitty everything but don't let this stop you from having fun.


-Maq

A Christmas Story

I have probably seen A Christmas Story (1983) more times than any other film in my entire life. Since birth, I have watched it multiple during every Christmas season. A Christmas Story has the ability to bring out the nostalgia out of the most Grinchiest of individuals. A Christmas Story is also one of the Christmas few films that hasn’t left a sour eggnog taste in my mouth after noticing it been has televised for 24 hours straight on Christmas.


It’s quite interesting to go back to A Christmas Story after all the years and evaluate it with a cinephile mindset. I don’t think it would be ridiculous to say there is an obvious Fellini Amarcord influence to the film. That was the first thing I thought when I first watched Amarcord. Fellini loved to tell the heartwarming details of his childhood (whether he imagined them or not).

Illegal immigrant Hector Velazquez-Nava took the life of A Christmas Story director Bob Clark and his son earlier this year. Velazquez-Nava had a blood alcohol level of three times the legal limit and was driving without a license when he crashed into Bob Clark’s automobile. Velazquez-Nava has the luxury of attending jail for the next six year and will most likely face deportation to Mexico afterwards. What a waste.

A Christmas Story wasn’t Bob Clark’s first Christmas film. In 1974 he had directed phantom slasher Black Christmas. I would have to say that A Christmas Story is a much better film. Everyone knows most slasher films are complete trash. Black Christmas at least had some intrigue to it. Bob Clark was no doubt a competent director.

I always get disappointed when Ralphie finally “shoots his eye out.” As a child, I also took a liking to BB guns (better ones than a red ryder of course). I even got my best BB gun for Christmas when I was 9 years old. Ralphie was a true hero to me.

Merry Christmas from Soiled Sinema!

-Ty E

Monday, December 24, 2007

Hated: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies

GG Allin (Born Jesus Christ Allin) was no doubt one of the greatest American comedians of the past century. His untimely death broke the hearts of thousands of Americans. Thankfully Hollywood hack Todd Phillips was able to document some of GG’s remaining years in Hated: GG allin and the Murder Junkies. Phillips went on later to direct banal comedies Old School, Road Trip, and Starsky & Hutch. Five minutes of Hated has more comedic spirit than all of Phillips other films combined.


GG loves to expose his master chode while fondling it with his own shit. GG Allin recycles this same shit with his mouth. He also manages to fight his fans naked at various concerts (many times resulting in trips to the hospital and prison). I guess that would make Mr. Allin a real “punk rocker.” Punk enough to scare Dee Dee Ramone out of the Murder Junkies just a couple days after joining. Maybe GG, Dee Dee, and Joey Ramone are covering Joe Meek songs in hell right now (Mr. Meek is obviously in Heaven playing to angels).

Hated is also possibly the best music related documentary ever produced. The documentary is obviously low budget and even amateurish. That doesn’t matter considering the brilliance in the documented concert footage, interviews, and piss drinking. It’s also great way to get a glimpse into the loyal followers of the fallen GG Allin Army. Fan Unk is a true American patriot and drinker of piss water.

Unk the Punk

When GG was in High School he enjoyed dressing in women’s clothing. Near the end of his life he started sporting daisy duke shorts and Nazi-style helmets. His war was fought heroically. Was GG a true American revolutionary? Did GG Allin have the potential to start a second American Civil War? No way in hell. GG Allin was just a man that gave the fringe of society something to get beat up to. He also did a good job beating women. SKIN IS LIKE PAPER!

Hated is one of the greatest all-American comedies ever made. Before Jackass ever existed, GG Allin gave Americans true national comedy. Mr. Allin never contrived his behavior. This is what made him a true artist. He was one of the very few “stand-up” comedians. Taking hostages on stage will never again be done with such passion. Todd Phillips should have gone into law after directing Hated: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies.

GG Allin (29 August 1956 - 28 June 1993)

-Ty E

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Tribute to Vincent Cassel


What can be said about Vincent Cassel that hasn't already been said? Probably not that much, but that doesn't stop me discussing the greats of this frenchman. Vincent Cassel brings a lot to modern art-house cinema. Not only is he is a great fucking actor and has an angelic wife, but he has a great taste in film. I was first introduced to Cassel with the introduction of HATE (La Haine) via an old VHS tape. Upon watching this film, it blew me away. The intensity of Vinz's role is actually a stepping stone along the way to the cinema that i watch now.


After watching this film and being marked, i began to hunt down more of his films, stumbling upon Irreversible, Doberman, Sheitan, and The Crimson Rivers. Each of these films are amazing in different aspects but tie in on his roles. Lets go through his variety of acting.


La Haine - A misunderstood Jewish sociopath with vengeance on the mind.

The Crimson Rivers - A tough Paris cop who teams up with Jean Reno (Instant Points)

L'Appartemente - A man who is searching for the truth (Mindfuck Film)

Sheitan - A satanic Shepard who is trying to flock in some college sacrifices.

Irreversible - A homophobic bastard who loves cocaine and gay bashing

Derailed - A French smooth-mother-fucker who is a master conman.

These are just some of the many roles he can play. Sheitan was an amazing film in overview but did have its flaws. If it wasn't for Cassel's deep pockets and his ability to fund the film, we wouldn't have seen this macabre masterpiece. Not only does Vincent Cassel and his wife Monica Belluci form an amazing family, but his brother is a part of French rap group ASSASSIN codenamed Rockin Squat.


I highly anticipated his role in Cronenberg's new crime masterpiece EASTERN PROMISES and after viewing, he made that film. Kirill was an amazing character. Not only did he handle the homosexual undertones with class, but he also made such a monster a character you actually feel for. Its really amusing to watch a Frenchman playing a Russian, Jew, Frenchie, and a cartoon character off of Shrek. Such a wide range of capabilities shouldn't go unrewarded.


Vincent Cassel is an amazing actor and indeed one of the finest. His name alone is worth a rent.


-Maq

White Dog


Part Neo-noir and part blaxploitation, White Dog is all bite. After snagging a copy on 5MTL.com, I watched this film with at least zero expectations after baring witness to dog-attack dreck such as Rottweiler and Man's Best Friend. The film has recently been given a release sometime in 2008 on the Criterion Collection's roster. Just the sound of this melts avid DVD collectors ears and repositions our dreams. Lately, I have noticed Criterion just releasing Kurosawa diarrhea and thought the label's originality had dried up. But with news of White Dog being released, all my hopes were fulfilled.



White Dog is a film about two things - racism and primal instinct. When these two go hand in hand, we wind up with a film of this caliber. A single woman, while driving on the wet road at night, hits an albino German Shepard. She quickly gets out of her car and throws the wounded pup in the passenger seat. Upon taking him to the mild-mannered veterinarian, she is slapped with a bill and decides to hold onto him. Her Bruce Springsteen look-alike boyfriend eventually convinces her to set up a flyer displaying the beautiful found dog. After tacking them up for the duration of a couple scenes, the poor girl almost gets raped by a home intruder. What makes this scene so amazing, you ask? The suspense and tension builds up like a wildfire and uncorks it in your face. The dog is sitting on a chair sleeping, with a war film in the background. We witness a struggle and the dogs eyes flicker. Cannons and rifles are screaming across a battlefield. When the battle dies down, the man screams. This nice furry dog that we have seen turns into a bloodthirsty hound bent on ripping this man's throat out. Just when you think the rapist escapes, this dog jumps through a glass window.



Upon the man getting arrested, she loves the dog and decides to keep it. While the single woman is filming a scene in a movie, we notice the co-actor who is black. The dog's face contorts into a sheer mask of fury and attacks her viciously. Luckily, she doesn't press charges. The poor woman is confused as to why it attacked her and decides to sleep it out. The scene then cuts to a black delivery driver who gets mauled by the dog then crashes into a store. After a few more incidents, she realizes this is an attack dog.



Seeking help, she runs into a colored gentleman with her dog muzzled and leashed. The dog escapes and begins to try to bite the hapless man. All you can really hear is black people screaming about a "WHITE DOG". So, we find out that when this dog was a puppy, the owner hired black junkies to beat it rendering it hateful of the black skin. Enter Keys, a black lion trainer who decides to use the power of soul and redemption and makes it a personal challenge to try to convert this dog. They way they described this dog's "sickness" made it sound as if it were an urban legend. The final scene in this film is horrifying and basks in it's on brutality.



Now, this film worked for so many reasons. The dialogue is sharp and tactful while the actors are borderline great or decent. The score was composed by Ennio Morricone. It really completes the mood of the film. You'd think the star of this film would be Key's character but truth be told, it is the White Dog that steals the show. These dogs might be the most incredible acting team ever. These dogs jump through glass, attacks black people, and can act rabid on a single whim. They used 6 different dogs in this film to play our vicious lead. Samuel Fuller is a wizard behind the camera. Bizarre angles invade your screen and shows you a scene in an entirely new way. If only one film had the right to display Black Power, it would be this one. It doesn't shove morals in your face, it just explains to you that it is wrong. The film starts of mellow but then turns into a fast paced noirish film laced with scenes of horror.



This film was made in 1982 but was shelved for several years due to the racy elements. Samuel Fuller touched down with his own fears on this film. Just as in The Steel Helmet, he shows his opposition to racism, him being a Jew and all. Many film makers have shown their inspiration and gratitude towards Fuller such as Tarantino, Godard, and Jarmusch. He is truly a relevant director who is talented in his own regards. This film was adapted off of a book from author Romain Gary who wrote the book about his own dog. White Dog is a powerful film that is not ought to be missed. Expect an amazing transfer from Criterion here soon and save your money for this film. White Dog is a brutal, realist film that shows the horrors of mankind in a whole new light. This is easily the best "When Animals Attack" film ever made.


-mAQ

Tribute to Lloyd Kaufman

Lloyd Kaufman is probably the most shameless swindler in the film industry. The swindler is his persona and he does it well. Anyone that’s obsessed with film knows who Lloyd is. You don’t even have to like Troma films to be a fan of him. Lloyd Kaufman is Troma studios. His long (Troma is the longest running Independent film studio) involvement in the film industry alone demands respect.

Lloyd has also brought us the iconic Toxie monster hero of The Toxic Avenger. Toxie even made his way to being a kid’s action figure. That’s a pretty extreme change from the same guy that had peddled cheap sex (he still does this). His newest film Poultrygeist (shot on 35mm) has supposedly put Lloyd in the monetary crapper (he used his own money for it). Hopefully the film will make it to more theaters and make Lloyd some of his well earned bread back.

Tonight, I watched The Toxic Avenger for the fourth or fifth time. It’s a complete piece of cheap trash and I love every minute of it. The film features everything you could ever desire in being entertained. The killing of animals (and on top of it a seeing eye dog), child killing, senior citizen beating / killing, homicidal hero, and transgendered criminals. The best part of all these taboo filled scenes is that they are featured in a film that has a very formulaic Hollywood structure (and Lloyd still screwed that up). These sub versions of Hollywood no nos have enabled Mr. Kaufman to make a name for his self in film history.

Lloyd also lets the viewer know that he’s not a fan of Richard Nixon, mean jocks, fast food (which he goes back to in his new film Poultrygeist), Nazi cops, and nuclear waste being transported by fans of the rich man’s candy. Lloyd Kaufman is no doubt an auteur. Many of Lloyds themes of perverted sex, bodily dismemberment, car crashes, ugly guys wearing makeup, and animal abuse (he’s also a proud supporter of PETA) can be seen in his sizable library of films. Class of Nuke ‘Em High, Troma’s War, Tromeo and Juliet, and Terror Firmer are other great films Lloyd has brought us. I just hope he decides to make an autobiographical film based on his long career (directed by Giuseppe Andrews).

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Midnight Cowboy


Midnight Cowboy was the first major assault against rural (or to the filmmakers “rednecks”) Americans. A film with a male Texan gigolo using a cowboy gimmick most likely offended John Wayne fans. Only 42nd street scum would mount this naive bimbo according to grease ball Ratso. Cowboy in costume Joe Buck (Jon Voight) and cripple Enrico "Ratso" Rizzo (Dustin Hoffman) make the best couple in Midnight Cowboy. Squatting in the city takes commitment.


There is no doubt that Midnight Cowboy is one of the greatest American films ever made. It is the only X-rated movie to win an Oscar. Of course, this isn't saying much considering when examining other “great” American films. Midnight Cowboy actually deserves the recognition it has acquired since its debut. It even beats out its historical competitors The Graduate and Easy Rider. Midnight Cowboy is by far the most extreme of the three.

The editing in Midnight Cowboy is some of the best that I have seen come out of Hollywood. The films various flashback collages make for some of the most segments of the film. One involves the gang raping of Joe Buck and his girlfriend by a group of good ol’ boys. Ratso also makes a ghostly appearance in these segment (don’t bother considering it foreshadowing). This was quite a bold move by director John Schlesinger. It also seems that Soviet montage was put to contemporary use (although still for propaganda purposes).

Midnight Cowboy also features one of those late 1960’s movie soundtracks that works perfectly with the film but you would never listen to on your own free time. The late 1960s (and its music) sparked the end of old American and beginning of new so-called “progressive” America. I guess a young Cowboy is expected to fail in this new world. Joe Buck can’t even get paid for his homosexual activities. Donating blood seems to be the best source of income.

Joe Buck is a sad yet funny young man. Director Schlesinger had at least a little love for his star character. Even when he beats and robs a gay old man you can’t help to feel sorry for Joe. Midnight Cowboy’s ending is truly a sad when Joe ends up lonely and broke in Florida. I would not want to end up in Florida under such conditions.

Midnight Cowboy almost makes me proud to be America. A film that that brings the naively backward to the modern degenerate is always a fun experience. From the roadside diner to the Warhol style drug party, you will find a little bit of America for everyone. I only wish I could find out what later happened to Joe Buck.

-Ty E

Friday, December 21, 2007

Imprint


Showtime’s Masters of Horror is far from a collection of short films from the “masters of horror.” Most of the directors involved in this series are second rate Hollywood directors and/or horror directors that the seasoned horror fan “knows of.” I will give Don Coscarelli, Dario Argento, and Takashi Miike the credit of being “masters of horror.” In fact, Miike’s Imprint is the best one out of the series.

Takashi Miike seemed more focused on aesthetics with Imprint than most of his other films. Beautiful colors and fetuses makes for a soothing experience. Only in a fantastic dream could one find a variety of colorful flowers surrounding a fresh stream of abandoned babies. Imprint reminded me of Akira Kurosawa’s Dreams. I think that I prefer Takashi Miike’s dreams. Things also get confusing during storytelling with another possible Kurosawa influence Rashomon. Japanese cinema has changed dramatically over the past half century. I believe it is for the better.


Showtime cowardly decided not to air Imprint on cable television. They prefer showing softcore porn and Suburban drug dealing fantasies(Weeds). What a shameful act on their part. What American would not want to see the floating body of a pregnant woman on their way to a whorehouse? I don’t even need to go into the cutesy topless Asian girls being tortured by their madams. I think America is finally ready for Takashi Miike.

Next season Masters of Horror needs to feature Jorg Buttgereit, Nacho Cerda, Jim Van Bebber, Shinya Tsukamoto, and possibly even Nick Palumbo. But that probably won’t happen. Realistically you can expect the director of The Fog remake and executive producer of the Grudge 2.

-Ty E

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Amicus Mortis

Amicus Mortis is a neat little short made by the fine people over at VET-TV productions. Amicus Mortis loosely translates into "Death of a Friend". The film takes place somewhere in the Netherlands and is a great example of a zero-budget film gone right. The plot revolves around two friends and plays in reverse chronological order. One friend is captured and devoured by a Dutch cannibal and by a technicality, is set free. The lonesome friend does not like this one bit, so he decides to seek revenge.


Yeah, we have heard this plot before, but that isn't at fault here. It is a refreshing take on the revenge scene because of a few things including the savagery of the crimes and the few minutes we spent with his friend. They seemed close but we do not know the length of their relationship. All we do know is that his friend is worth killing for. The acting was not great but it is expected. Some movements seemed more forceful and less fluent.


Besides having an entertaining movie, the film boasts an incredible soundtrack. I swear, i have been listening to the song on the main menu for over half an hour. Besides that, we have orchestral, and very tense ambiance which fits very nicely with the mood of the film. Besides from a good story, we get great gore which includes a chainsawed ankle, sledgehammer to the groin (That hurt guys), and a tongue cut off.

What i greatly appreciate about the violence is that they prove in the modern era, you dont need close-ups of shocking gore to make the audience squirm. Each scene is intertwined with a hyper-slide show of pain which holds it together like celluloid glue. It reminds me of the glory days of ultraviolence.

The film could have been a slight bit longer, and they could have added in some more bonding between the family to greater the impact of his untimely death. The only scene that really bothered me was the Bar scene. I had no idea what any of it meant if anything at all except it involved a drunken ex-convict, and the glass breaking over his head looked too fake. All that aside, it was the scene that really showed what it is like to have someone looking out for you.


Another thing i noticed is that when the cannibal cooked him, he used a garlic spice. In fact, it was the same spice that the German cannibal Armin Meiwes used. Coincidence? or a shout out to the notorious man?


The same crew are making a new film which i am also really looking forward to reviewing. The working title is Goatriders: The Last Silver. Amicus Mortis is a good, entertaining, and yet shocking film about what it is like to lose someone you greatly love. If you appreciate hard work in cinema then there is no doubt that this will please you.


-Maq

The Antifascist War Film


All war films have an agenda. Whether it is anti-war or pro-war, these thematic propaganda pieces center themselves around one major purpose. One of the most prevalent of the war films is the antifascist war film. The first of the antifascist war films started springing up before and during the Second World War. This was in response to the spreading of fascism in Europe which was a response to the Bolshevik internationalists calling for global revolution.

Jean Renoir’s Grand Illusion(1937), Michael Curitz’s Casablanca(1942), Fritz Lang’s Hangmen Also Die(1943 film based on the assassination SS Obergruppenführer Reinhard Heydrich), and William Wellman’s The Story of G.I. Joe(1945) are excellent examples of effective antifascist world war II cinema. Interestingly enough, the majority of antifascist war films came from Hollywood (as opposed to the Soviet Union). In post war Europe, antifascist war films started popping up almost immediately. Italian director Robert Rossellini‘s (originally a director of fascist propaganda films) Open City (1945) and Germany Year Zero (1948) were effective Italian neorealist film’s that used the ruins of Europe as its settings. Both of these films contained an authenticity that has never been matched in their presentation of a destroyed Europe.

The antifascist war film has taken various approaches in conveying its message. Unfortunately, the majority of these films are highly unintelligent, fundamentally flawed, and lacking any type of cohesive message. Some of these films are even so ridiculous that they would fit better in the fantasy adventure genre (with Spielberg’s Raiders of the Lost Ark). Many of these films also use the same characteristics supposedly utilized by fascists and their propaganda. A “black and white” look at war is obviously the most effective and straightforward form of propaganda. You can analyze any Hollywood war film (or Hollywood film in general) and figure that out.

American and International war films greatly differ. Whether it is execution, political agenda, artistic integrity, or set design, global perspectives on film making greatly vary. This is no different for the war film and the antifascist war film. For this essay, I will analyze two antifascist war films from the United States and two antifascist war films from Europe. The first being Steven Spielberg’s Saving Private Ryan(1998) which I believe to be the most straightforward and symbolic of America’s interpretation of the second World War. The second American World War II film I will be examining is Samuel Fuller’s The Big Red One (1980). I believe this film to be the most realistic and holistic view of America’s involvement in the Second World War

The two European anti-fascist war films I have chosen take much different approaches in getting their messages across. The first being Soviet propaganda film Elem Klimov’s Come and See (1985). This film uses an unconventional combination of the real and surreal to get its hellish, lucid dream message across. The second international film I will analyze is Italian Pier Paolo Pasolini’s Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975). This film takes the most unconventional approach to both the war and antifascist film. Its artistic usage of human sexual and physical degradation acts as metaphorical symbolism for fascism. Not something you would expect from the typical American antifascist war film.

Steven Spielberg’s Saving Private Ryan is one of the most popular, if not the most popular of American World War II films (and American films in general). Despite its violence and use of obscene words, ABC aired the film uncut and with limited commercial interruption on Veteran’s Day from 2001-2004 (de Moraes, 2004). It’s safe to say that most American’s have seen or at the very least heard of Saving Private Ryan. At the academy awards the film also won awards for Best Cinematography, Best Sound, Best Sound Editing, Best Editing and Best director for Spielberg (Clarke, 2006).

Saving Private Ryan takes a fairly simple and direct approach to the American World War II combat propaganda film. The film starts with an old man visiting the cemetery of American’s who died in Normandy. Next thing you know its June 1944 and American’s (The English contribution was not acknowledged) are landing in Normandy. Body parts and blood start flying immediately. These scenes come out more resembling a cheap and gory horror film than as the dramatic deaths of U.S. soldiers. A Unit of U.S. soldiers are on the search for Private Ryan. All of Private Ryan’s brother’s have died in the war and they want the last of the brothers to go back home. Most of the units of U.S. soldiers are killed in their mission to locate Ryan. At the end, you find out that the old man from the opening of Saving Private Ryan is the elderly Ryan. The only thing the film seemed to accomplish was embarrassing sentimentalism, naive patriotism, and an extremely distorted and inaccurate view of history.

The only political element to Saving Private Ryan was the acknowledgment of anti-Semitism in National Socialist Germany. The way that this is responded to is immature at best. A Jewish Private Stanley Mellish lets German POWs know that he is tough by waving his “Star of David“, while chanting “Juden“ repeatedly. Later in the film Mellish dies heroically fighting a German one on one. This scene was in contradiction to Spielberg’s “every Jew is a victim” theme found in Schindler’s list. I also doubt Spielberg would ever mention that over 150,000 Germans of Jewish descent fought in Hitler’s army (Rigg, 2004).

It seems that Spielberg was trying to allude that the United States got into World War II to save the Jews. He also tried to create a similar myth in his film Amistad by attempting to make the viewer assume that the American Civil War was fought to free the slaves. Steven Spielberg seems to want American’s to think that every war fought in the past couple hundred years was to battle racism. This works hand in hand with Spielberg’s utilization of sentimentalism that he has helped to contaminate Hollywood with. Steven Spielberg wants American’s to have an idealist and illogical view of the world. He wants American’s to think they are “progressing” in their battle against evil. That’s probably why he’s the master of fantasy and adventure.

“The good war” wouldn’t be complete without allied myths and distortions. Because of course, the bad wars were fought against Communism (Korea, Vietnam, etc). The Wehrmacht (mostly comprised of conscripts) German Army is seen as cowardly and evil. The U.S. soldiers learn their lesson when they don’t kill an unarmed POW Wehrmacht soldier (which Spielberg strategically used the ugliest German possible for). Later the captain is killed by that same POW. The message Spielberg is giving is not to spare one German soldier’s life as they are all enemies.

The German language in Saving Private Ryan is referred to as “filthy pig Latin.” For Spielberg even the German language is a forbidden taboo. Spielberg also had the German language substituted in Schindler’s List for the more friendly English language. I don’t think he wanted to scare anyone with the mean and “hunnish” German language. Spielberg’s token attempt to humanize German soldiers is through the babbling of “betty bop” and other childish things. But it really isn’t to humanize Germans. It’s just to discredit German stoicism and strength which self determination promotes.

Spielberg also didn’t want to give credit to Nationalist Socialist Germany’s Swastika. It is only seen once in the film (graffiti on a wall). I guess even acknowledgement of the enemies symbol would be too extreme. But factual acknowledgements aren’t Spielberg’s objective. He proved that in Schindler’s List, when he conveniently forgot to acknowledge that the mentally ill Commander of Krakau-Plaszow (Amon Goeth) was arrested by the SS for brutality against inmates (Critchley, 1997).

Saving Private Ryan’s “battling against Nazi fascism” theme has no substance or intelligence. You never really get an answer as to why you’re supposed to hate Nazis and Fascists. The only accomplishment of the film was the respectful acknowledgement of those that died in World War II for the United States. I don’t believe Steven Spielberg was mature enough to handle such material. He should stick to making kid’s films.

Director Samuel Fuller was another Jewish American to tackle the antifascist World War II combat film. The major difference between Fuller and Spielberg is that Fuller actually participated in the war (Spielberg wasn‘t even born until 1946). Fuller’s The Big Red One follows U.S. soldier’s through North Africa, Sicily, D-Day landings, and eventually the liberation of Falkenau concentration camp. This gives the viewer a more realistic, holistic, and complete view of the United States involvement in Europe during World War II (in comparison to other World War II films).

In The Big Red One, the German enemy is at least acknowledged as human (unlike Spielberg‘s films). The politics of the war are for the most part, neglected as the soldiers see each other as fighting other soldiers. At the end of The Big Red One a German soldier is even saved by American soldiers. The narration by Mark Hamill goes on to say that he had more in common with the German soldier than many of the American soldiers (since he had lived the war so long). This was a bold move on Samuel Fuller’s part as he crossed the barrier of “black and white” that most American war films subscribe to.

Fuller tackles the Nazi holocaust in a more mature way than most films on the subject. After liberating Falkenau concentration camp, a soldier notices an oven (which we can assume bodies were burned in). The soldier then finds a German soldier inside it and shooting. He continues to do this for a while as his emotions have overwhelmed him. His shock has turned to hatred which is a truly human response.

In comparison to other World War II films, The Big Red One is not as highly recognized. This came as a shock to me after watching it as it gave me the most historically informative perspective on the war (like Patton). Since The Big Red One was recently reconstructed (the original version being heavily cut), it may finally get its due. After watching the film I didn’t feel like I had just watched a hateful and hypocritical film, like when I watched Saving Private Ryan.
Most American films dealing with World War II are generally combat films (like Saving Private Ryan and The Big Red One). I can assume one of the reasons for this is monetary. Films that bring up intellectual and philosophical questions regarding politics and war are most likely not going to make money. Hollywood films (since its beginning) for the most part have always appealed to the lowest common denominator as the American film industry is a business.
Although Saving Private Ryan is first and foremost a money making product, it is also a propaganda piece (and effective at that). American’s are entertained by its cheap violence, sentimentalism, and patriotism. World War II was the last war the United States really won and to watch Saving Private Ryan is to make a proud American. No intellectual thought is regarded to enjoy the film and that makes the best propaganda.

I personally would like to see an American that intellectually tackles fascism. A film that takes an unconventional approach that raises both philosophical and intellectual questions. American society needs to be challenged. If you hate something, you should at least know a little bit about it.

International war films, I have to admit, are my true love. There is such a variety of films produced globally that offer so much to the viewer, film’s that have something new with each viewing. I am not one for overused conventions. International war films offer me countless cinematic structures relative to nation of origin, auteur (most of these films are auteur pieces), culture, and socio-political climate (but not limited to).

The two international war films (Come and See and Salo, or 120 Days of Sodom) I will analyze are from the Marxist perspective. Since the directors involved in these films were obviously not interested in money, art and propaganda was their priority. Being Marxist in nature, neither director was afraid to experiment as proved in the originality of the films. With most Marxist War films, the antifascist element is obvious and direct. The fascist being the eternal enemy of the Marxist, is given the relatively proper treatment in these films. The difference in these two films is the approach and execution.

Elem Klimov’s Come and See (1985) was one of many films in a series to commemorate the fortieth anniversary of Germany’s surrender (Chambers, 1996). In the film, a young teenage boy named “Flora” is forced into joining Soviet Partisans in resistance against the Waffen SS. Throughout the film Flora experiences the horrors of war. As Come and See progresses, Flora’s face becomes increasingly horrified, complimenting the tone of the film.

Come and See was done in a quite realist fashion. The film was shot on Steadicam allowing the viewer to feel as if they were watching a documentary (Chamber, 1996). This style of realism echoes back to the films of Soviet Cinéma vérité pioneer Dziga Vertov. Like Vertov’s films, Come and See is a realist film that at the same time is surreal. This combination of opposites created a truly disturbing look at war, making Apocalypse Now look like it was directed by Michael Bay.

To add to the films realism, most of the SS uniforms used in Come and See were originals worn by German and German contracted (Slavs, Poles, Russians, etc) soldiers in World War II. Live ammunition was also used. Aleksei Kravchenko, the actor that played Flora, stated in a video interview (found on the Kino DVD release), that bullets were passing 10 centimeters above his head. It seems that the Soviet Union didn’t have as much problems with insurance companies like Hollywood.

Since Come and See is shot from the perspective of a young teenager, it is initially apolitical. Flora knows there is a war and eventually to his horror starts seeing dead bodies. The worst is seen through his eyes when he sees a whole village burned a live in one building. As this point, Flora seems almost completely detached from the world. So many things he couldn’t possibly comprehend he has witnessed with his own eyes.

The true antifascist sentiment of the film comes when the remaining members of a recently destroyed SS unit are captured. The angry and vengeful partisans question the soldiers about their actions. One of the SS leaders cowardly calls out “kill the fascist pigs” in hopes that they will spare his life. An older German SS Major (Sturmbahnfuhrer) tries to convince the partisans that he’s an old grandfather that just wants to get back to his family. After seeing the atrocities committed earlier in Come and See it is crazy on their part to even contemplate mercy. Finally another SS man speaks with his true beliefs. Earlier in the film he told people in the building (that was eventually burned down containing the entire village) that they could leave if they didn’t have children. One of the partisans inquires the SS man on his reason for saying this. The SS man goes on to talk about how that the Bolshevism starts with the children. He goes on about how parasite races spread the Bolshevik disease. Almost immediately afterwards the partisans unload bullets on all the captured SS men.

One characteristic of Come and See that is comparable to Saving Private Ryan is the presentation of German soldiers. The soldiers are ugly, maniacally laughing, and take pleasure in killing. At one point a German soldier starts repeatedly shaking his head from left to right with his lips flapping in the air. When he finally stops he laughs barbarically almost mimicking a baboon. Saving Private Ryan’s presentation of German soldiers was tame in comparison to Come and See.

Come and See
presents the fight against fascism as a means for Slavic survival. It wasn’t a matter of them disliking fascism; they just wanted to spread bolshevism. Fighting fascism was fundamental to Soviet survival. At this point in the Come and See Flora understands what the war is about and has finally accepted his roles as a partisan soldier. The film was able to present a clear and logical reason for its antifascist propaganda.

Pier Paolo Pasolini’s Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975) has a very unusual and unconventional format to get across its strong antifascist sentiment. The title of Salo is derived from The Republic of Salo, the Fascist state which was set up in the German-occupied portion of Italy in 1944. Salo is also the area where Pasolini’s brother Guido was killed during the Second World War (Schwartz, 1992). This fact adds to the already very personal production of Salo.

Salo features some of the most depraved and disturbing scenes ever committed to celluloid. Rape, sodomy, and sexual dehumanization are seen throughout. The victims of these acts are eighteen young men and women. Throughout virtually the entire film, all of them are naked and under the complete sexual dominance of their fascist controllers. At one point a girl is even forced to eat the feces of the duke. Later, all the fascist leaders have a huge dinner with the prisoners where they all dine on feces. The president has much enjoyment eating feces and flirting with one of his young male prisoners seated across from him.

Pasolini presents fascism as the dehumanization and destruction of the individual. None of the sex scenes in Salo are even remotely erotic. Sex has become something that is done at the command of the fascist government without warning. Humans are turned into objects of pleasure for fascist leaders who can’t control their own power.

Throughout the film the young prisoners are also forced to hear perverted sex stories from middle aged prostitutes. Pasolini felt that the language of Power in fascist Italy corrupted, degraded, and brought with it the objectification of the body (Schwartz, 1992). The narration by the prostitutes gets so out of hand that it perfectly compliments the bad dream feeling of the overall film. As the viewer you even feel dehumanized. Pier Paolo Pasolini succeeded in delivering his antifascist message via sexual nightmare.

Europeans seem to have a more clear view on Fascism having experienced it firsthand. This is obvious viewing the countless European films dealing with it. Americans never experienced firsthand the repressiveness and horrors of fascism. American soldier’s toured Europe and battled its soldiers, but never knew what it felt like to be a victim of it. American war films reflect that. As brought up before, the majority of American war films are combat films (as they should be). They provide the viewer with entertainment, mostly unnecessary melodrama, and American patriotism (even in the antiwar films). It will be interesting to see what the future holds for American war films.


-Ty E